MRW I sexually identify as an attack helicopter but i cant afford surgery for a full transformation. This post has been reported by at least three different users, yet it doesn't break the rules! We asked you not to spam the report button, yet you keep reporting this post! Don't "I sexually identify as a helicopter" our darn reports! Also be sure to read and abide by the rules or we will ban the shit out of you.
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If you abuse me Honey you'll lose me Then you'll be left alone Oh baby telephone And tell me I'm your owwwwwwn. Just remembering the original "I want to apologize" that spawned that sub made me burst out laughing. It's my B-day and I'm tipsy right now so I'm in an amazing mood. I laughed at a joke on Arrested Development for a solid minute just now.
Glad the gif made you laugh! I sexually identify as a helicopter identify myself as a subaru engine. If you stop being self conscious and roll with it, eventually people stop judging.
I'll tell you what, the I sexually identify as a helicopter guy who lives across the street from me probably feels way more comfortable in his skin than I do. I wake up and go, man, I should clean my kitchen because society says that's what normal adults do. The guy across the street steals a shopping cart and carries people's garbage down the street in it and looks happy as a clam. I heard some people even have a specific bin for putting trash in.
Then they leave it at the end of their driveway once a week and the trash fairy takes it away to trashland. What you realize is that generally people didn't bother to judge in the first place because a vast majority of the stuff you're self conscious about isnt actually noticeable outside your own head. Or if you're socially awkward, the stuff that you don't think people notice Well if you make a scene about it, It also turns out if you open your eyes a bit everybody else is making small, dumb mistakes constantly too, and you write them off or dont notice at all, and thats exactly what people do for your own clumsiness as well.
Barring some things like exceptionally bad conversational skills, in fairness. As an anecdote though, theres a double glass door in my office that you have to scan a badge for.
The door on the same side as the badge reader doesnt actually unlock though. Unsurprisingly this often leads to automatically reaching for it and then failing to open it or outright walking in to it. So, embarrassing and dumb, right?
Well yeah, only if you just laugh and point out everybody does that right? Self-consciousness is just negative-narcisissm, assuming people are constantly watching and noticing you and that youre uniquely or significantly more clumsy than others. Thomas the Tank Engine is horrifying even without editing.
They are apparently sentient beings who are enslaved and sometimes entombed for all eternity by someone called "the controller". Also, if interested, look up the political implications of Thomas the Tank Engine. There's entirely too many articles by people analyzing the politics of Sodor.
Leaving out the sequel, are we?
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